When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
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Puppies!
Sometimes you invest so much in your food that before you know it you wake up half an hour later face planted on your plate of spaghetti.
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I photographed the lovely Mariah yesterday at Harvard and we got stared at by tons of people who were significantly smarter than us
MARIAH :,)
SO PRETTY
Hahaha I love these! And I had a blast hanging with ya! :)
MARIAH YOU ARE GORGEOUS
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German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.
we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.
omg…
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Fleet Foxes // Can’t Help Falling In Love With You
Like a river flows surely to the sea
Darling, so it goes
Some things are meant to be
Cosmo Tip #455
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Hello, beautiful
